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Behold its the rare footage of Grandma Hobi.
ORIGINAL POST BY JIN – 고빠닭진

ENGLISH TRANS BY: Juliana @ bts-trans


 안무연습 시작 하기 2시간 전
다들 아직 한끼도 안먹어서 만드는 고빠닭진
22년인생 처음으로 만들어보는 많은양의 밥이었음
이 밥의 이름을 어떻게 지어야 할지 몰라서 여러가지 후보가 나왔는데
식단이진2 , 고추장에 빠진 닭찌찌진 , 닭볶이진 , 닭진 등이 있었고
그냥 고추장에 빠진 닭찌찌진을 줄여서 고빠닭진으로 하기로 했진
고빠닭진

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2 hours prior to beginning of practice
No one has eaten a meal yet so this is CTFDCP-jin that I’m making now
It was the largest portion I’ve ever made in all 22 years of my life
I didn’t know what to name this dish although there were several candidates
Few of which were Menu-jin2, Chicken Tittties Fallen and Drowning in Chili Paste-jin, Stir fry chicken-jin, Chicken-jin
In the end, I abbreviated Chicken Titties Fallen and Drowning in Chili Paste-jin and named it CTFDCP-jin
CTFDCP-jin

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Can’t fit all the chicken in one photo but there were 16 pieces of chicken breast.

숙소 냉장고에서 절대 마르지 않는 영원한 재료 닭가슴살

Chicken breast, an ingredient of the forever kind that never runs dry inside the dorm refrigerator

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No matter how many servings we are making, as a rule we only use one onion and here are the two paprika that were special and were left behind.

냉장고를 아무리 뒤져봐도 닭가슴살 외에 남겨져있던 유일한 존재.. 파프리카 1봉지 set

No matter how much I search the fridge I could only find the extraordinary being that was remaining aside from chicken breast..1 bag of paprika set.

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12 pieces (of chicken breast) is added in after I stirred the seasoning paste. It didn’t look that it was enough so I added 6 servings more – JIN.

여기 들어간 양념장엔 슈가의 정성어린 심부름이 담겨져 있어요

SUGA’s caring and thoughtful errands are contained in the seasoning that was incorporated into this dish.

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집에 고추장이 없어서 고추장을 사러 보내고 닭을 삶다보니 후추가 없어서 전화로 후추도 사오라하고
잡내 없앤다고 성인의 권한으로 맛술도 사오라하고
맛술이 없다고 전화와서 그럼 소주 작은거 사오라하고
다시 전화와서 소주 작은게 없다해서 그럼 한병사오라하고..
몇번의 전화 끝에 사와서 완성된 양념장이죠

There is no chili paste at home so I send him off to buy some chili paste before finding out there is no ground pepper while boiling the chicken so I tell him to buy some ground pepper, too
To get rid of the funny smells I ask him to use his legal adult privilege to bring back some cooking wine
He then tells me there aren’t any so I tell him to buy a small soju instead..
Before he calls again to tell me there is no small soju so I tell him to buy a whole bottle..
So this is the seasoning that was completed after countless phone calls

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고추장 크게 2숟갈 + 간장 넣고싶은 만큼 + 다진 마늘 3개 + 후추 세번 탁탁 + 소주 2숟갈 + 몰래 설탕 조금 헤헤

2 generous table spoons of chili paste + as much soy sauce as desired + 3 cloves of minced garlic + 3 dashes of grounded pepper + 2 table spoons of soju + a bit of sneaky sugar hehe

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Setting the table – JIN.

여튼 그리해서 또 뜬금없게 완성
카메라에 김이 너무 서려서 사진을 제대로 못 찍었진 ㅠㅠ

So anyway just like that it is completed spontaneously
Couldn’t take a decent photo due to the camera (lens) fogging up-jin ㅠㅠ

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Chicken breast + paprika + onion + seasoning paste – JIN.

쨔쟌!
사진으론 3~4인분 같은데 닭가슴살이 16덩이 8팩이 들어갔고…
보통 2팩에 3끼정도 하니까 12인분 정도? 진짜 많이 했진

Ta-da!
In the photo it looks like 3~4 servings but actually 16 pieces (8 packs) of chicken breast were used..
On average 2 packs make 3 servings so this is about 12 servings? I really made a lot-jin

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Next to the member who are eating together is manager hyung who is hidden off to the side – JIN.

다들 맛있게 먹어주는데 어머니의 마음이 뭔지 알거같은 그런 기분이 들었진
재료가 닭찌찌 파프리카 양파 뿐이라 너무 미안한 마음도 들고
하다못해 김이라도 한장 사서 뿌려줄걸 하는생각도..ㅠㅠ
다먹어줘서 고마워요 방탄이들 + 매니저형

Everyone enjoyed (my dish) and I felt like I now understand mothers’ feelings-jin
I felt really sorry that the ingredients were merely chicken titties, paprika, and onion
I thought about going out to buy a sheet of seaweed to sprinkle on top at the very least..ㅠㅠ
Thanks for eating it all, Bangtan + Manager Hyung

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아참 랩몬아 미안해 형이 포토샵을 할줄몰라

Oh yes, Rap Mon I’m sorry, hyung doesn’t know how to photoshop

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Momma Hobi tidying up after eating.

닭비린내 없앤다고 2숟갈 사용한 소주가 저깅네

There’s the soju we used to get rid of the funny chicken smell

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Intense dish washing sounds. This is hardworking Momma Hobi – JIN.

방탄의 어머니답게 다먹고 부엌정리 해주는 홉이엄마
홉이엄마가 쉬던애들 일거리 한가지씩 부여해줘서 고마웠진

Like the true mother of Bangtan Momma Hobi who’s tidying up the kitchen for us after eating
I was grateful because Momma Hobi did a little thing for each member who was taking a break-jin

 

P.S

따라하고 맛없다 뭐라하기 없진!

P.S

Don’t tell me it tastes bad after following (my recipe)-jin!

 

요리 – 진
재료 조달 – 슈가
먹던그릇 설거지 – 각자
요리한 설거지 – 제이홉
상 닦기 – 랩 몬스터
밥과 그릇 숟가락 젓가락 셋팅 – 지민,정국
그외 잡일 – 뷔
먹기 – 매니저형

Cooking – Jin
Obtaining of Ingredients – SUGA
Washing of Dirty Dishes – To Each His Own
Washing of the Cooking Pots/Pans/Dishes – J-Hope
Wiping Down the Table – Rap Monster
Setting of Rice, Dishes, Spoons, and Chopsticks – Jimin, Jungkook
Miscellaneous Errands Aside from Those Listed- V
Eating – Manager Hyung


11.31 AM

The candidate name for the dish. Really Jin, really?! AHAHA. Okay this fella is very funny.

Chicken Titties Fallen and Drowning in Chili Paste-jin –> CTFDCP

– The dish name.

You are very fortunate to turned out to be chicken lover because apparently meat are way too expensive there. My country have too many meat, we developed hypertension from all the red meat over-consumption.

He didn’t buy ingredients for this dish. He just dig up anything from the fridge. I’m afraid he can even eat frogs and crocodile in jungle if ever he got lost. Mmm. Wait, Yoongi actually went and bought the spices. OMG Yoongi tsundere.

He was so clueless he has to calls for help numerous times. I feel you Jin. I had to search for a simple soup recipe because I could not understand complicated ingredients for the hardcore soup recipes.

He actually put soju in there. Are you trying to drug your little brothers Jin? AHAHA. They are underage and you gonna go into practices after this. Oh uh Jin. Why are you mentioning soju and rising suspicions to yourself Jin. HAHA.

He draw a sunglasses for Rapmon, AHAHAHA, because at this time, Rapmon never appears on TV without sunglasses. Even at night schedules. Poor Rapmon. People actually called him Glued Sunglasesses okay. How much suffering was he undergoing at that time. It’s a shame, only after some while then people can see his beautiful eyes and dimple properly. He is so cute you know. I would like strangle anyone calling him ugly.

Actually I wanna put a sunglasses rapmon and no sunglasses rapmon but I’m too lazy to search them and give proper credit. Finding original photographer of that certain pictures takes forever.

He just call Hobi, MOMMA HOBI. I am gonna cry. HAHA. Their kitchen was so small its barely bigger than Hobi’s body alone. I’m more than happy they were able to moves into a larger house. All though in the new house, every corner seems to belongs to everyone.

Awww look at the credits, everyone doing each jobs properly and like a cute domestic family. But there is manager hyung who only eats. Okay Jin being savage here.

How much power does this man have actually to make Yoongi moves and get some ingredient for him? They still respect him as the eldest even though he might look childish it seems. V is literally cannot be trusted with any job. HAHA.

Okay now that I reread the whole thing, I finally understood why Yoongi was instructed to buy ingredients. That was because this cheeky fella wanted Yoongi legal ID to buy wine, and during this time its probably only these two oldest members have their legal ID.

 

 

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