ORIGINAL POST BY JIN: 아버지 용돈주셔서 감사합니다 덕분에 스테이크
ENGLISH TRANSLATOR: wonnie @ bts-trans
요새 인터넷이나 기타 등등에 스테이크 집에서 구워먹는다는 얘기가 많아지니 나도 한번 해먹어 보기로해씀
그래서 요 앞 슈퍼가서 고기와 소스와 버섯을 사왔다.
고기는 역시 소고기지
소고기는 역시 한우지
한우는 역시 꽃등심이지
꽃등심은 역시 내가 냠냠
And so I went to the market in front of our dorm to purchase steak, sauce, and mushrooms.
Of all meat, cows are the best.
Of cow meat, Korean cows are the best.
Of Korean cows, rib eye is the best.
And the rib eye I ate deliciously by myself.
내 인생에 영원한 반려자 고기
My lifelong partner, meat
한우를 보는 내심장이 뛴다
Seeing Korean cow meat makes my heart beat
Dugun. Dugun. (Thump thump, sound of heart beating)
보아하니 육즙을 막아준다고 올리브유를 바르래요는떡칠
I read somewhere that smothering it in olive oil helps prevent the flavor from being lost so here I am smothering it
Smothering it here and there
근데 저거 돌리는거
Ah ahh ahh ahh come out pepper euah!!!!!!!
But I found out that one was the ones you crank
랩으로 싸놓으라십니다. 인터넷에서
The internet told me to ceran wrap it
심심하니까 기다리는동안 셀카한장 찍는데 와 잘생겨서 반할뻔 사람이 어떻게 저렇게 생겼지
글쓰면서 처음 발견했는데 양말이 하트야
그러므로 내가 널 사랑해
I took a photo while waiting since I was bored and wow, who is this good looking person because I almost fell for them. How can one be so good looking?
I discovered this for the first time when I looked back at the photo and my socks are hearts.
With that said, I love you guys.
(p/s: I swear this man past life he lived as a playboy)
Ctrl+C Ctrl+V 이 고기가 이제 익혀질겁니다
Ctrl C + Ctrl V this photo since now this meat will be cooked
Du dung syu swa wa sa swa wa a a a. (sound of grilling the meat)
고기가 버섯소환 스킬을 습득했따
Work in progress
The meat learned summoning skills for the mushroom
평소 양파 한개를 즐겨쓰던 나는 스테이크 소스가 아닌 양파볶음을 탄생시켰지
As someone who always enjoys using one whole onion, I have created stir-fry onions as opposed to the steak sauce I was supposed to be making
양파죽과 레스팅인가 뭔가 해야된다고 기다리고 있는 한우님
So here’s my onion porridge with meat-nim who claims he needs some waiting time to cool off or something
다 필요없고 완성 으하하하하하하핳하하
Which none of that I need so here it is in its complete form hahahahahhaahahhaa
내가 .. 스테이크를 완성해따
스테이크는 정말 강해따
스테이크는 아무도 이길 수 없어따
심지어 투명 드래곤조차도 스테이크를 이길순 없어따
I .. completed cooking a steak
The steak was a strong opponent
No one can defeat the steak
Even the invisible dragon cannot defeat the steak
우오오 고기다 고기고기괴고ㄱㅣ고ㅗ기ㅣ기고기괴
Uoo meat meat meat meat meat meat meeeeat.
음 냄새가 죽이는 구만 날죽여줘 엉엉
Hrm, ah the smell is killing me sob sob
그나저나 진짜 잘생겼다.. 와….
By the way, really handsome…wow…
내 자네를 한입에 먹어주가써 조금만 기다리시라 오호호
I’m going to eat you in one bite so wait for me ohoho
처음만든 스테이크랑 인증샷도 찍어 주시는데…
이 친구랑 결혼할 사람은 누굴까 정말 행복하겠다 그치?
응 맞아 정말 행복할거야 어쩜 저리 참하게 생긴게 참한 스테이크도 만들까 그래서 말이야 있잖아 저기…
올려놓아 보니까 식탁보다 좋아보여 저기서 먹기로함
근데 더큰 문제가 생김
I’m taking a proof shot with a steak I made for the first time and…
I wonder who’s going to get married to the steak, and wouldn’t the person to be married to it be so happy?
Yes, I think so, they’re going to be really happy. Who is that calm person that can make such a calm steak. And not to mention…
When I put it on top of there (luggage), it looked better so I decided to eat there
But I had a bigger problem than that
포크랑 나이프가 없음
숙소에서 누가 스테이크를 해먹는다고 나이프가 있을리가..
I don’t have a fork and knife.
I mean, who thought of eating steak at the dorm to have a knife..
가위도.. 좋을거 같기도 한데.. (와중에 포크득템)
I mean, even scissors.. sounds like a good idea.. (meanwhile, I found a fork)
한 스테이크 하실래여
Would you like a piece of steak?
오늘은 사진찍어주는 사람이 없어 혼자 찍었다…….하…..
Today, there was no one to take a photo of me so I took the photo by myself……ha…..
제대로 나왔지만 못생긴샷
This came out nice but I look ugly
I decided to eat it like they do in anime
바지에 소스 다 떨어짐
The sauce dripped on my pants
장난은 여기까지 하고 먹기로함
한우야 날 가져라 엉엉
No more playing games now as I actually decided to eat it
Korean cow meat, take me sob sob
눈감고 있는데 누가 고기 쑤셔넣는거처럼 나왔네
I was closing my eyes but it looks like someone is shoving meat into my mouth
워메 이게 뭔맛이당가
Oh my, what is this taste
마무리는 우리 사랑스러운 한우와 쪽쪽쪽
The ending is with my Korean cow meat muah muah muah
처음해보는 스테이크라 걱정이 많았는데.. 이만하면 성공인건가
스테이크를 해먹어 본적이 없어서 모르게씀 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
재료도 얼마 안들어갔으니 만족한다
아버지 용돈주셔서 감사합니다
I was worried a lot since this was my first time cooking steak.. I’m guessing because it turned out nice that this was a success
I’m not sure since I’ve never made steak beforeㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
If it tastes good, then it’s a pass!
And not a lot of ingredients were required which made me happy
Father, thank you for giving me allowance
I ate well!
사진 : 진 (위에 몇장 지민)
시식 : 진
출연 : 진
특별 게스트 : 식칼
용돈 : 아버지
일등신랑감 : 진
Photo: JIN (some by JIMIN)
Special Guest: Kitchen Knives
Pocket Money: Father
First Class Prince Charming: JIN
FOOTNOTE: He did not just called himself the prince charming. Haha. Took me 3 hours trying to make sense of translated sentences.
UPDATE 161022: I have successively found a proper English translated article. Duhh. I failed miserably using the google translate. Totally different meaning. HAHA.
I just realized he ate that stick ALONE. Stingy Seokjin. Haha.